Sunday, March 15, 2009

Fun NFL test...

This is fun at Yard Barker, although more a typing test than a naming test...

After a couple of tries, I made it with :02 left to spare, but kept getting stuck on 49ers and Buccaneers. MLB is much harder.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

So Sue Me

Okay, so I took off for 10 months. Like you missed me. Did you write? Did you call? Did you send paramedics to my house? Nu-unh.

Well I'm back and maybe this time I'll stick around for a little longer. Maybe I won't. Whattaya' gonna do?

Right now, I'm so cheesed off at Bernard Madoff I'm thinking of crashing the NYC jail he's in and beating him to death with his roommate (who, I pray, is a drooling, 400-pound, psychotic ex-Arayn Nation lieutenant named Belly, who has filed down his incisors and shaved Himmler's likeness into his back hair.)

Why the anger, Steve? Well mostly because of all the lives he ruined, but especially because one of his victims is none other than the Wilpon family, owner of my beloved Mets, who had to pass on Manny Ramirez's $45 million contract and settle for newbie farm boy Daniel Murphy to play left field. Murphy shows promise but Manny would have been an almost guaranteed pennant.

They should have Bernie Madoff bobble-head day at Citifield, and give prizes to the fans who most creatively find ways to detach the head from the body. I suggest dragging him from the back of the vehicle that drives around the field making all those nice designs in the grass. The doll, I mean. Not Bernie, of course. No. Not Bernie.