When exactly did women's tennis become a supermodel competition? Back in the day, you had Chris Evert, who was attractive but in a next-door-neighbor-tomboyish-girl kind of way, against Martina Navratilova, who was not attractive in a men-shouldn't-wear-short-skirts kind of way. But at least when they played, it was about the game.
Then Anna Kournikova came along and now women's tennis looks more like a photo shoot for America's Top Model. Last weekend Maria Sharapova defeated Ana Ivanovich to win the... uh... I don't know, The Miss January Open or something. Man. They did NOT look like that when I was young.
Here's a Sports Nuts tennis design for the guys.