No, those aren't the words of new Dodgers manager Joe Torre or Houston Texans head coach Gary Kubiak, who guided his team to a respectable .500 record this year for the first time in team history.
No. Those are the words of... excuse me, I can't believe I'm typing this... those are the words of ISIAH THOMAS! The head coach of the NBA's New York Nots—who have lost their last five games, and 11 of their last 13, and 22 of the 30 they've played this season—actually believes he can lead this "team" to an NBA title. Apparently, he hasn't heard the chorus of fans filling the Garden with the not-so-dulcet strains of "Fire Isiah Now!" Apparently he hasn't noticed that ESPN has named him the top choice for the coach most likely to be fired... and soon. Apparently he hasn't noticed Nike's newly released Isiah Thomas model: Air Head.
So let's add Sports Nuts News to the cacophonous din of fans asking, imploring, pleading Isiah to please, PLEASE, consider the many benefits of owning your own Amway distributorship.
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