Open Season on Bicuspids

The tinkle of teeth bouncing off the ice, the wet thud of frozen pucks caroming off the skulls of crazed spectators, the sickening crackle of fractured clavicles...

As football season comes to close, hockey starts to have slightly more appeal. Kind of like going to the movies and finding that the movie you wanted to see is sold out. "Ah, whatever. Gimme two tickets for that slasher flick."

In honor of the NHL, check out today's Sports Nuts design.