Saturday, March 29, 2008

Knick Nots

1. Michael Jordan
2. Kobe Bryant
3. Allen Iverson
4. Lebron James
5. Shaquille O'Neal
6. Tracy McGrady
7. Dwyane Wade
8. Jason Kidd
9. Vince Carter
10. Tim Duncan

Those are the top 10 best-selling NBA jerseys sold at the NBA store on Fifth Ave. in NYC over the past decade. That's Fifth Ave. ... in NEW YORK CITY.

And yet, there isn't a single player on the list who has played a minute for the New York Knicks. Not Starbury, not Allan Houston, not even Ewing. Granted, Patrick's last season was 99-00, just a year after the store opened, but he is still a Knick legend. You would think that the man who took the the team from Lottery Land to the NBA Finals—and who is the first to have his jersey hang in the MSG rafters since the 1970 championship starters—would be able to move some sportswear on Fifth Avenue, at least in the late '90s and early '00s.

That's not a commentary on Patrick Ewing, it's a commentary (and a damn sad one) on how far this team has fallen; that and the fact that they needed overtime to beat the Miami Heat this week. OVERTIME! The Heat, which at 13-59 has since been renamed the Miami You Know, It's Actually Kind of Chilly in Here. Like watching two drunks trying to pass each other on a building ledge.

Mixed Nuts: As of this writing, the only team in the Elite Eight with a double-digit seed is Davidson. In the West it's 1 vs. 3 (UCLA/Xavier); in the South 1 vs. 2 (Memphis/Texas); and 1 vs. 3 (UNC/Louisville) in the East. I'm always happy to see the brand names duking it out but bracket madness is nothing without one long-shot (nine points according to Vegas) shocking the world. Go Wildcats.

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